Windows XP Service Pack 4 Installation Complete!

Just upgraded to Service Pack 4 for XP. This is what I got!

Worlds tallest Lego tower is built in Lego tower building competition!

The world's tallest Lego tower was yesterday completed after 3 months of endless work, standing at a huge 100 metres it looks over the beautiful city of Chicago, USA. Disaster struck soon after Team 3 won though, with a member from team 4, Harry Smith, attempting to commit suicide to pull down the tower, with a Lego bomb, filled with bomb stuff! This caused severe damage to the lower area of the building causing it to become unstable, though this was soon corrected. He was sent to hospital with severe burns and injuries, after thousands of Lego pieces fell on his head, causing minor brain damage. This soon erupted into a war, a rare Lego airliner crashing into Team four's tower, causing severe damage to the upper levels. The war concluded with a huge Lego mini figure tower within Team four's tower grounds and gardens. The tower was built for a toy exhibition in the Chicago Convention Centre: Chicago Toy Exhibition 2011.

Crap Airlines - Getting you there, somehow...

A new Airline had it's first flight today, Crap Airlines, which is a co-company of Aeroflot, started it's services between Melbourne and Sydney.
Just to give you an idea of service, here are the classes aboard the Illyshin 76 aircraft (Purchased from Aeroflot)

• Economy Class Minus: Passengers are stuffed into the cargo bay of the plane, on top of each other, no food, even on 24 hour flights...

• Economy: Passengers are stuffed into the back of the cabin, standing, but are fed food, such as stale, mouldy sandwichers and frozen, raw meat...
• Business: Passengers stand in small areas around poles, with more space than economy, they are harnessed to the poles
• First: Standard economy seats, of which there are 2, treated as king and queen of the plane. Inflight entertainment: wathing economy class pansengers struggle.

Myki Explodes

The Myki Central Database exploded today causing deadly radiationn levels within half a kilometer of the central headquarters. There were 176 casualties in the complex and 8345 in the area around the HQ (Which is located secretly under Central Melbourne)
The Myki computer later said it was sorry for the problems after the incident, while runing narrator.

Windows Y2K edition was 'buggy'

According to Bill Gates, the originally proposed Y2K edition of Windows was cancelled due to error messages not seen before popping up on Developers screens.
"It was...creepy" said Bill Gates "Everything kept on crashing, the computers running the release candidate comitted suicide...It was ahead of it's time, popping up error messages from XP."
It's unknown why the RC was neer released, after all, it was ready. We asked Mr. Gates why, but his helicopter landed and took him away before he could answer. We searched it on Google, but Google crashed for 72 hours afterwards...It will remain a mystery...FOREVER!

Bananas + Eat = Fruit?

Research has found that people who like fruit are more likely to eat bananas. The project, which got the go ahead signal by Kevin Rudd for creating more jobs has also found that people who eat bananas are
more likely to eat fruit. Malcom Turnbull later commented saying "We don't want to know who likes the bananas and the fruit! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MANGOES!
Discovery of project documents has found that the project cost more the $2 Billion (and we thought MyKi was a rip off...) and included 200,000 participants. 29 monkeys and a talking banana tree
(we're not too sure on that).
All the project founder's 4 year old son had to say was "I like bananas".

By Jye