Crap Airlines - Getting you there, somehow...

A new Airline had it's first flight today, Crap Airlines, which is a co-company of Aeroflot, started it's services between Melbourne and Sydney.
Just to give you an idea of service, here are the classes aboard the Illyshin 76 aircraft (Purchased from Aeroflot)

• Economy Class Minus: Passengers are stuffed into the cargo bay of the plane, on top of each other, no food, even on 24 hour flights...

• Economy: Passengers are stuffed into the back of the cabin, standing, but are fed food, such as stale, mouldy sandwichers and frozen, raw meat...
• Business: Passengers stand in small areas around poles, with more space than economy, they are harnessed to the poles
• First: Standard economy seats, of which there are 2, treated as king and queen of the plane. Inflight entertainment: wathing economy class pansengers struggle.