Bananas + Eat = Fruit?

Research has found that people who like fruit are more likely to eat bananas. The project, which got the go ahead signal by Kevin Rudd for creating more jobs has also found that people who eat bananas are
more likely to eat fruit. Malcom Turnbull later commented saying "We don't want to know who likes the bananas and the fruit! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MANGOES!
Discovery of project documents has found that the project cost more the $2 Billion (and we thought MyKi was a rip off...) and included 200,000 participants. 29 monkeys and a talking banana tree
(we're not too sure on that).
All the project founder's 4 year old son had to say was "I like bananas".

By Jye