Crap Airlines - Getting you there, somehow...

A new Airline had it's first flight today, Crap Airlines, which is a co-company of Aeroflot, started it's services between Melbourne and Sydney.
Just to give you an idea of service, here are the classes aboard the Illyshin 76 aircraft (Purchased from Aeroflot)

• Economy Class Minus: Passengers are stuffed into the cargo bay of the plane, on top of each other, no food, even on 24 hour flights...

• Economy: Passengers are stuffed into the back of the cabin, standing, but are fed food, such as stale, mouldy sandwichers and frozen, raw meat...
• Business: Passengers stand in small areas around poles, with more space than economy, they are harnessed to the poles
• First: Standard economy seats, of which there are 2, treated as king and queen of the plane. Inflight entertainment: wathing economy class pansengers struggle.

Myki Explodes

The Myki Central Database exploded today causing deadly radiationn levels within half a kilometer of the central headquarters. There were 176 casualties in the complex and 8345 in the area around the HQ (Which is located secretly under Central Melbourne)
The Myki computer later said it was sorry for the problems after the incident, while runing narrator.