According to Bill Gates, the originally proposed Y2K edition of Windows was cancelled due to error messages not seen before popping up on Developers screens.
"It was...creepy" said Bill Gates "Everything kept on crashing, the computers running the release candidate comitted suicide...It was ahead of it's time, popping up error messages from XP."
It's unknown why the RC was neer released, after all, it was ready. We asked Mr. Gates why, but his helicopter landed and took him away before he could answer. We searched it on Google, but Google crashed for 72 hours afterwards...It will remain a mystery...FOREVER!
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Bananas + Eat = Fruit?
Research has found that people who like fruit are more likely to eat bananas. The project, which got the go ahead signal by Kevin Rudd for creating more jobs has also found that people who eat bananas are
more likely to eat fruit. Malcom Turnbull later commented saying "We don't want to know who likes the bananas and the fruit! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MANGOES!
Discovery of project documents has found that the project cost more the $2 Billion (and we thought MyKi was a rip off...) and included 200,000 participants. 29 monkeys and a talking banana tree
(we're not too sure on that).
All the project founder's 4 year old son had to say was "I like bananas".
By Jye
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